Maybe audiences aren’t clamoring for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the filmmaker known for glossiness and bloat. Still, it’s worth noting: his lavishly upholstered vampire romance displays creativity and style – and with its B-movie charm, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer to it to Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, including one shot that seems to depict a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz embodies a clever but beleaguered vampire-hunting priest – it’s surprising he never took on such a part earlier – who ends up in Paris in 1889 to mark the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution. So does the sinister Dracula, brought to life by the expert in grotesque roles Caleb Landry Jones speaking in a twisted regional dialect similar to Carell’s Gru character of the Despicable Me series. This character he seemed destined to play.
The plot unfolds as follows: the count has been restlessly roaming the world in sorrow for 400 years after his transformation into a vampire, a consequence for his faithless sorrow over the death of his spouse Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, Rosanna Arquette’s child). The count has looked tirelessly for a lady who could be the reincarnation of his departed beloved. As ill fortune would have it, the fortunate female proves to be Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the demure fiancee of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (Ewens Abid), who lately visited to the vampire’s estate to discuss his land assets and whose miniature portrait of the lovely Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.
Besson structures Dracula’s flashback sequence of worldwide travels sporting extravagant attire skillfully, and he doesn’t shy away from providing humorous scenes reminiscent of Mel Brooks – like the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to kill himself following Elisabeta’s passing, along with comical sequences that occur when Dracula applies to himself using a particular scent in historic Florence, which causes him to be unavoidably attractive to females. Outlandish but entertaining.
Dracula is on digital platforms beginning on the first of December and for physical purchase starting the twenty-second of December. It will be shown in Australian cinemas from 5 February 2026.
Mira is a tech journalist and AI researcher with over a decade of experience covering emerging technologies and their societal impacts.